by Jeff Foxworthy, Fax Bhar, Adam Small
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Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here’s the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you’ll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here’s your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like
an• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of affection or sensual desire. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .”
i• Pod (í-päd), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. “IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.”
uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. “If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.”
No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family’s reading room, because three is definitely the charm.
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 LAUGHING OUT LOUD, 2008-01-18
My significant other could not believe that I purchased this book,(it is not my usual type of reading material). However, after seeing Jeff Foxworthy on a tv show, I had to have the book. It is the perfect book to read when you are feeling depressed and defeated. I guarantee you that something in that book will bring a smile and a laugh to you.
0 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
 So Funny!!, 2008-01-14
This is such a funny book. Anyone who loves Jeff Foxworthy would love it.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
Learn More Gooder Redneck the Easy Way, 2008-01-08
Jeff Foxworthy (with contributors Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Garry Campbell, and Brian Hartt), following on the heels of his highly success "You might be a redneck..." books, has released the third installment in his Redneck Dictionary series, "Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly." Both the title and the books cover seem to be trying to, and successfully, evoke Stephen Colbert's "I Am America (And So Can You!)"
So does Foxworthy's newest installment measure up? Well, let's just say any time ego and make a new book, I'll gladly read it! "Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly" is another essential primer if you want to learn to talk "gooder redneck." It's filled with useful words such as 'canter,' as in "Canter sister watch the baby?" and the all important 'scholar' -- "Scholar after we've had a few more drinks." As with the other Redneck Dictionary releases, the pages are illustrated with amusing examples of selected definitions, by LayronDeJarnette.
So to learn how to talk more gooder fastly too, ya'll be sure and pick up a copy of "Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly: Redneck Dictionary III."
P.S.: Foxworthy's past releases in this series have generally reviewed positively and I am surprised to see only negative reviews for this book. It's another fine installment in the series -- I don't see what's wrong with it. The definitions *are* funny, and the style and humor are the same as the past books.
0 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
 Stupid!, 2008-01-06
The definitions were not funny, and the book was boring. No value here at all.
6 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
BOOK STINKS, 2007-11-13
This book is a waste of time and money. Had a hard time finishing it. It is about as funny as choking to death. The only funny thing about it is the title.
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