by Laurie Notaro
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IT’S LAURIE NOTARO’S HOLIDAY HANDBOOK.
PREPARE TO LAUGH YOUR TINSEL OFF.
It’s the most wonderful–and most dreadful–season of the year, when boxes of truffles attack your thighs, drunken holiday revelers stay long past their welcome, and your grandmother has conniptions at the department store over the price of hand lotion. Welcome to Laurie Notaro’s Christmastime.
In ten brand-new stories and three previously published favorites, Notaro shares the sidesplitting daily disasters of the holidays, like finding herself on emergency feminine product recon at midnight on Christmas Eve; surrendering to the inevitable Horrible Gift Parade by simply asking for holiday dish towels and giant white underpants from Sears; battling the morons in line at the Seventh Circle of Hell, otherwise known as the do-it-yourself craft store; and trying to live down her reputation as the Most Unfun Christmas Party Guest Ever, due to an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a fake overdose and emergency paramedics.
So whether you find yourself at the Dull and Smart Party or the Raucous and Stupid Party this holiday season, you’ll always know where to find Laurie–just follow the chocolate trail over to the cheese platter. She’ll be the one dialing the cops.
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Like her other titles, Laurie Notaro's An Idiot Girl's Christmas is a bon bon of a book--one that is so honestly observed that, if you are at work, you will find yourself sneaking in time to read it at your desk in the middle of the day, snorting with laughter. There are few writers who can nail the particular humiliation of, say, buying a box of tampons in a crowded store while a small cadre of punks makes unfortunate jokes behind you. Or who can let loose the funny fury of wrong-headed Christmas gifts, such as her mother's peculiar affinity for food-scented candles: Always on my list is a scrumptious delicacy from my mother's favorite Wax Candle Baked Goods store. I don't know where my mother found a wax store that specializes in baked-goods and pastry candles, but she did. Good job Mom!…It's the perfect diet food, because biting into one is like biting into Jennifer Lopez's double-decker ass at Madam Tussaud's, kind of like sinking your teeth into a thick, dense bar of Irish Spring--without the flavor. With some new and some best-of material (the venerable Jingle Bell piece about a Barney-obsessed neighbor is here), this volume covers many a family holiday at the Notaro household, with an amusing assortment of ill-adjusted siblings, in-laws, and that grand dame of dysfunction and buzz kill, Notaro's mother. Or at least the ever-so-lightly fictionalized version of Notaro's mother, who plays the foil to Notaro's perpetually underfunded, tortured, and sweetly Machiavellian self. The palpable and universal mother-daughter tension in their relationship is best mined in the chapter, "Oh Holy Night," or "The Year I Ruined Christmas," in which the n'er do well's daughter purse is lost, found, and returned home with a tire track across it and without Notaro herself: "I was dead?" I asked my mother eagerly, trying hard to fight the urge to jump up and down in glee. "Oh my God. I can't believe it. This is fantastic. Did you cry?" "Well, almost," my mother confessed. "But then again there was the relief of getting the second use out of your prom dress." In the end, wit and clever revenge on dull party guests trump the rich, thin, and conventionally pretty girls every time. Notaro's Idiot Girl's Christmas is a holiday worth celebrating. --Megan Halverson
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 Anything by Laurie is a winner! , 2008-03-29
Laurie Notaro may be the funniest bitch alive, yet i feel like sometimes she follows me and writes down my escapades. She's a chick to relate to (esp. if you're an idiot girl) and her antics will make you laugh out loud.
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 Oh well., 2008-03-10
I've read all of Notaro's books up to this one, and unfortunately they seem to be getting less and less funny. On the first two, I laughed out loud to the point of accidentally eliciting the attention of many strangers at the dentist's office, on airplanes, etc. While reading the third book, I chuckled; while reading the fourth book, I chuckled less. During this, the fifth book, I think I only laughed once. So oh well. A good joke can't stay funny forever! I highly recommend The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club and Autobiography of a Fat Bride if you have not read them already.
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 Idiot Purchase, 2008-02-26
I was taken by "Christmas" in the title and "Best Selling Author", but this book was such a disappointment. It was depressing and so negative. I read through half of it but had to stop because the hope of it getting better didnt come.
Sorry, I didn't get the humor in this book.
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 A fun read , 2007-11-03
Defnitely fun to read - not the highest level of wit but still made me laugh out loud from time to time. Notaro nails the essestial feelings of being the recipient of crappy gifts at Christmas and having a mother that is always playing devil's advocate. Worth picking up. Easy read.
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 Failed to see the magic, 2007-07-16
I did research for a light funny book for our book club and came across this book with outstanding reviews. The book was moderately funny at best. Yes it was an easy light read but nothing warranting 4 1/2 stars. Perhaps since this is the first of her books I have read it didn't have the same appeal. I would not recommend this book to anyone.
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